Appropriate response: Yes, but I want to be the son and for you to be the mom.

It has to be a weird joke, right?  Because if it isn’t, and you had this fetish, why wouldn’t you go to FetLife or another site where your odds of meeting someone with your specific fetish are much higher?  Pro tip: even if you have a not-so-mainstreem fetish, do not open with it.  Even if the person you’re messaging could be into the fetish, they’ll likely be turned off by the poor judgement you’re displaying by saying it FIRST THING.

I. Just. Can’t.

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