I thought I wanted a man who knew what he was looking for, however then I came across this Tinder fellow, and what he’s looking for sounds poorly planned! It’s October, and you want to go on an international vacation in January?? You usually have to book an international trip a few months in advance, which means you have to book in the next few weeks, which means you want to book an INTERNATIONAL vacation three MONTHS from now with someone you’ve known a few WEEKS?? Sure, that sounds like it’s going to go off without a hitch.
Also love that he threw in the bit about not paying bahahahahaha